Rules: Everything you type must be a lie. LIE!

1. Are you male or female?
Ugh, male, obviously. Are you blind?

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
14. I don't even know when my birthday is maaan. memories don't mean anything to me any more.

3. Where do you live?
Within my bruised and beaten soul. The material world is just an illusion.

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
I killed them.

5. Do you take part in politics?
Politics is just nonsense man, nothing really even matters any more.

23. How would you describe your personality?
What is personality? it's an abstract concept, how can I explain what mine's like, dumbarse.

6. Where do you work or study at?
I write deep poetry in my blog.

7. What kind of clothes you wear?
It's all just trivial man. Some days I don't even know.

8. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
Absynthe

9. How many friends do you have?
I have only myself, and I am enough

18. Do you do "IT" often?
Naah man, I mean, who even needs anything?

10. Why did you join DA?
To get my poetry out in the open where it can open peoples minds

11. What kind of art you like?
The kind that's mainly black, with meaning. Like a lone crow perched on a ramshackle fence at sunset.

12. What kind of art do you make?
Art from within

13. Are you famous here on DA?
What is fame, man? It's all just irrelevant in the grand sceme of things, you know.

14. Do you comment/answer comments?
I don't believe in mental stimulation

15. Do you fav often?
No man, it's just a means to inflating the ego of a stranger

16. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
other people would just cramp my style

17. Do you like quizzes?
I don't have any opinions, you know, because at the end of the day having them wont make me any happier

19. Do you use DA often?
I lost track of time since I became a recluse

20. Where did question 18 go?
How do we know numbers are even real?

21. What kind of gift art you would want to?
I don't believe in gifts

22. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
I'm going to cut myself now

24. Where did question 23 disappear?